User:Pitula101

Pit Sandbox

 <button id="myButton">Click me</button>

<script>

 document.getElementById("myButton").addEventListener("click", function() {
   (() => {
 document.body.style.fontFamily = 'Comic Sans MS';

 // OwO whats this vewsion 6.9.?c ~ :3
 // I h-hope you l-like it...

 let stutterChance = 0.1;
 let prefixChance = 0.05;
 let suffixChance = 0.15;
 let words = {
   love: 'wuv',
   mr: 'mistuh',
   dog: 'doggo',
   cat: 'kitteh',
   hello: 'henwo',
   hell: 'heck',
   fuck: 'fwick',
   fuk: 'fwick',
   shit: 'shoot',
   friend: 'fwend',
   stop: 'stawp',
   god: 'gosh',
   dick: 'peepee',
   penis: 'peepee'
 };
 let suffixes = [
   '(ﾉ´ з `)ノ',
   '( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡',
   '(´,,•ω•,,)♡',
   '(*≧▽≦)',
   'ɾ⚈▿⚈ɹ',
   '( ﾟ∀ ﾟ)',
   '( ・ ̫・)',
   '( •́ .̫ •̀ )',
   '(▰˘v˘▰)',
   '(・ω・)',
   '✾(〜 ☌ω☌)〜✾',
   '(ᗒᗨᗕ)',
   '(・`ω´・)',
   ':3',
   '>:3',
   'hehe',
   'xox',
   '>3<',
   'murr~',
   'UwU',
   '*gwomps*'
 ];
 let prefixes = [
   'OwO',
   'OwO whats this?',
   '*unbuttons shirt*',
   '*nuzzles*',
   '*waises paw*',
   '*notices bulge*',
   '*blushes*',
   '*giggles*',
   'hehe'
 ];

 function replaceAll(text, map) {
   let source = Object.keys(map).map(i => `\\b${i}`);
   let re = new RegExp(`(?:${source.join(')|(?:')})`, 'gi');
   return text.replace(re, match => {
     let out = map[match.toLowerCase()];
     // Not very tidy way to work out if the word is capitalised
     if ((match.match(/[A-Z]/g) || []).length > match.length / 2) out = out.toUpperCase();
     return out;
   });
 }

 function owoify(text) {
   text = replaceAll(text, words);
   // OwO
   text = text.replace(/[rl]/gi, match =>
     match.charCodeAt(0) < 97 ? 'W' : 'w'
   );
   // Nya >;3
   text = text.replace(/n[aeiou]/gi, match =>
     `${match[0]}${match.charCodeAt(1) < 97 ? 'Y' : 'y'}${match[1]}`
   );
   // Words that end in y like cummy wummy
   text = text.replace(/\b[A-V,X-Z,a-v,x-z]\w{3,}y\b/gi, match =>
     `${match} ${match.charCodeAt(0) < 97 ? 'W' : 'w'}${match.slice(1)}`
   );
   // S-stutter
   text = text.split(' ').map(word => {
     if (word.length === 0 || word[0].match(/[a-zA-Z]/) == null) return word;
     while (Math.random() < stutterChance) {
       word = `${word[0]}-${word}`;
     }
     return word;
   }).join(' ');
   // Prefixes
   if (Math.random() < prefixChance) {
     text = `${text} ${suffixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * suffixes.length)]}`;
   }
   // Suffixes
   if (Math.random() < suffixChance) {
     text = `${prefixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * prefixes.length)]} ${text}`;
   }
   return text;
 }

 function recurse(node) {
   if (['STYLE', 'SCRIPT', 'NOSCRIPT', 'IFRAME', 'OBJECT'].includes(node.tagName)) return;
   for (let child of node.childNodes) {
     recurse(child);
   }
   if (node.nodeType === 3 && node.nodeValue != null) {
     node.nodeValue = owoify(node.nodeValue);
   }
 }

 document.body.addEventListener('DOMNodeInserted', event => {
   recurse(event.target);
 });
 recurse(document.body);

 const scode = document.getElementById('legitcode');
 if (scode) {
   scode.remove();
   console.log('script gone');
 }

})();

 });

</script>

• Yes, I like foxes;

• No, I won't say: "What does the fox say?".

Contributes

Polish translations, but nowadays mostly Commands and Binds.